Santa Buckle Questions For A Twisted Mind?

Questions for a twisted mind? - santa buckle

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1. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique on the subject.

2. How can a tame rabbit?
Tame Way, only losers.

3. How People Go Crazy in the woods?
They take the Psycho Path.

4. How do you get holy water?
Cooking, weil

5. What do you say fish when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!

6. What do Eskimos get feels on the ice too long?
Polaroid.

7. How is called a boomerang that does not work?
A stick.

8. What do you call cheese, not to sell?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What do you call Santa's elves?
Subordinated.

10. How lists four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

11. What do you get a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What is the seabed and the pain?
A bundle of nerves.

14. What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

15. Where can I find a dog with no legs?
Where you left off.

16. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

17. Why Do not Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because it frightens the dogs.

18. What kind of coffee served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
The position of the dirt bag.

20. Why do pilgrims pants always fall down?
Because they wore a belt buckle on his hat.